{"title":"Touch Her and Die","description":"\u003cp\u003ePlausible deniability not included. For readers who like their love interests protective to an unreasonable degree.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSymptoms include:\u003c\/strong\u003e a jaw tick · \"who did this to you?\" · a very calm voice that means someone is in trouble.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[],"url":"https:\/\/thetropevault.com\/collections\/touch-her-and-die.oembed","provider":"The Trope Vault","version":"1.0","type":"link"}