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This is the hoodie for the reader who has strong feelings about fictional men on ice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe captain's jersey is already taken — but this hoodie is all yours.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• 52% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% poly fleece\u003cbr\u003e• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz\/yd² (220.39 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e• Dyed-to-match drawstrings\u003cbr\u003e• Dropped shoulder cut\u003cbr\u003e• Cropped body with a raw hem\u003cbr\u003e• Blank product sourced from Mexico, Nicaragua or the United States\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAge restrictions: For adults\u003cbr\u003eEU Warranty: 2 years\u003cbr\u003eOther compliance information: Meets the flammability level requirements.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIn compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), \u003cb\u003eOak inc.\u003c\/b\u003e and \u003cb\u003eSINDEN VENTURES LIMITED\u003c\/b\u003e ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. 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