I'm Literally Just a Girl Who Loves the Captain Crop Hoodie

For the girl in the stands who swears it's not a crush — it's a rivalry. This crop hoodie was designed by and for hockey romance readers who have absolutely lost their minds over a fictional captain and refuse to apologise for it. Wear it to the rink. Wear it to brunch. Wear it while rereading that one chapter for the fifth time.

"I'm literally just a girl (who loves the captain)" — and everyone who's read a hockey romance knows exactly what that means. The doodle graphic is basically a mood board for your entire reading era: ice skates, a jersey with 81 on the back, a ginger ale, a stopwatch, a scoreboard, and a broken heart that's definitely not healed yet. The tiny labels (he checked me into the boards, it's not a crush, it's a rivalry, tuna melts, overtime) are Easter eggs for readers who know. If you know, you know.

This is a women's cropped hoodie in classic black with a white doodle print across the chest. The cropped silhouette hits at the hip — perfect for layering over your gameday fit or pairing with joggers when you're deep in a reread.

Treat yourself because you finished the series at 2am and didn't sleep. Gift it to the friend who sends you passages with zero context. Wrap it up for a hockey romance reader's birthday, a book club secret Santa, or any occasion that calls for merch that gets it. This is the hoodie for the reader who has strong feelings about fictional men on ice.

The captain's jersey is already taken — but this hoodie is all yours.

• 52% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% poly fleece
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz/yd² (220.39 g/m²)
• Dyed-to-match drawstrings
• Dropped shoulder cut
• Cropped body with a raw hem
• Blank product sourced from Mexico, Nicaragua or the United States

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability level requirements.

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